a smile can hide so much

Capricorn: An inmate at the local jail finally got a phone with a front facing camera. He took some cellfies.

Aquarius: "I'll call you later." "Don't call me later. Call me Dad."

Scorpio: I hate jokes about German sausages. They're the wurst.

Cancer: Want to hear a joke about paper? Never mind, it's tearable.

Gemini: "Dad, did you get a haircut?" "No, I got them all cut."

Taurus: The restaurant on the moon had great food, but no atmosphere.

Pisces: How many apples grow on a tree? All of them.

Virgo:

Sagittarius: Seafood always makes me feel a little eel.

Libra: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

Aries: What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.

Leo: Why do bees hum? They don't know the words.